just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
Thats what forgiveness sounds liken lots of screaming then silence.
This giveaway has the most amazing magical feel to it, I hope I win
i wanted to do a giveaway to celebrate the creation of this blog and returning to my path/what’s important in my life. please read the details below for more information on what’s included and how to enter :)
☽ giveaway details ☾
- 3 winners will be chosen using a random number generator, each will receive one of the following:
- a polished stone necklace (either bloodstone or fluorite or moss agate)
- a pocket protection blend (my personal herbal blend for protection and cleansing in a travel size vial)
- a polished moss agate
- the first place winner will get first pick of necklaces and polished moss agate stones, the second place winner gets to pick second, and the third place winner gets the remaining necklace and moss agate (all winners get the same herbal blend)
- i will pay all shipping costs & ship internationally, so anyone can enter
☽ rules ☾
- simply reblog this post to enter (likes do not count, but feel free to like for future reference, etc)
- you do not have to be following me to qualify, only follow if you like my blog :)
- please do not reblog more than a few times a day or spam your followers with this giveaway
- do not delete this text when reblogging
- you must have an open ask box and be willing to give me your shipping address (and respond to my notification within 24-48 hours or a new winner will be chosen)
- you must be at least 18 years old to enter this giveaway (according to tumblr’s guidelines)
this giveaway ends on august 31st, 2014 at 11:59 pm MST and the winners will be announced the following day
Via Dolly VonD
when you’re a dinner guest
and they start arguing in the other room
like an old married couple
Via Snowbunny Sundaes
dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me